We all have that one cloying and pedantic Doctor Who fan in our life who is utterly obsessed about which Doctor Who audio plays and Doctor Who Magazine comic strips from 1986-91 are canon. With me, that annoying fan is my dog. My grandmother too. Also everyone I know, and myself.
~JLB Tosche
NEWS: Jenna Louise-Coleman left in a comatose state of living death after being hit by a shock-wave of fan-feels.
~JLB Tosche
NEWS: Matt Smith forced to leave Doctor Who after fandom presses charges against the Doctor for sexual assault in ‘The Crimson Horror’.
~JLB Tosche
SPOILER: Analysis of ‘The Name of the Doctor’ reveals that, like the Internets, Timelords travel through a series of tubes.
~JLB Tosche
NEWS: Matt “Mazza” Smith suddenly pulls out of shooting series eight of Doctor Who, having contracted a bout of the Feels from using the toilet after a fangirl.
~JLB Tosche
‘The Name of the Doctor’, a remake of ‘Dimensions in Time’? Logic says no, but fandom screams yes.
~JLB Tosche
Why didn’t Neil Gaiman’s Doctor Who episode reference the Doctor’s grandchildren from the comics, John, and Gillian?
Why doesn’t the Doctor remember them?
Where did he leave them?
Why hasn’t protective services been called?
~JLB Tosche
The only reason I have any clean socks, or tea cups, is that I’ve a friend who gifts them to me. My last set of socks had the days of the week on them, which completely disorientated my perception of time and space.
I’m thinking that the winking smiley sock will cause even more trouble for me.
~JLB Tosche
“On Monday, six former members of Congress, who were paid $20,000 each, plus expenses, heard testimony in a setting designed to resemble a Capitol Hill hearing room. The goal: to prove that the U.S. government has covered up contact with extraterrestrial life”. (Friedman, 2013)
I’ve been to a lot of conventions, seen a lot of strange and un-canonical stuff, but I’ve never seen a worse pair of Cyberman cosplayers before. It’s a shame that a true Cyberman scholar, like David Banks, wasn’t called to testify. These ‘fans’ don’t even know that Telos wasn’t actually hollow, but instead home to underground Cyberman tombs.
I blame the Texas School Board for this kind of false education.
~JLB Tosche
(Source: New York Daily News)
SPOILERS! SHOT SIMILARITIES BETWEEN TWO DOCTOR WHO EPISODES CLEARLY SHOWS THAT THE DOCTOR FLIES A TIME & SPACE SHIP KNOWN AS THE TARDIS.
~JLB Tosche
