Cat, waiting several cities and countries outside of London to meet the Queen.
~JLB Tosche
We all have that one cloying and pedantic Doctor Who fan in our life who is utterly obsessed about which Doctor Who audio plays and Doctor Who Magazine comic strips from 1986-91 are canon. With me, that annoying fan is my dog. My grandmother too. Also everyone I know, and myself.
~JLB Tosche
“Whenever you see Superman, the symbol of glorious justice, whether in comic book, newspaper comic strips, TV, radio, movies, or commercial novelties, think of me, his destitute creator”
(Jerry Siegel 1951, Bleeding Cool, When Jerry Siegel Wrote To The FBI About Superman In 1951. And J Edgar Hoover Wrote Back.)
Great Siegel’s ghost! I can’t wait to download THQ’s ‘Man of Steel’ mobile game and punch the royalties out of some digitised and disabled heirs of destitute comic book creators!
~JLB Tosche
“Boyfriend said my vagina smells “gamey”—is that good or bad?”
Food connoisseurs always make the most picky cannibals.
~JLB Tosche
NEWS: Jenna Louise-Coleman left in a comatose state of living death after being hit by a shock-wave of fan-feels.
~JLB Tosche
NEWS: Matt Smith forced to leave Doctor Who after fandom presses charges against the Doctor for sexual assault in ‘The Crimson Horror’.
~JLB Tosche
“Wicket W. Warrick protests against the despotic forces of the Empire, in the Endor forest riots of 2013”.
~JLB Tosche
Spell-check gave me all this, when all I really wanted was to know how to spell “poos”.
~JLB Tosche
“The Doctor drinks milk” (TARDIS Databanks Wiki, 2013).
~JLB Tosche
NEWS: Studio politics hit the production of ‘Man of Steel’, with Zack Snyder forced to reuse costumes from ‘Prometheus’ to prevent Ridley Scott from making a sequel.
~JLB Tosche
SPOILER: Analysis of ‘The Name of the Doctor’ reveals that, like the Internets, Timelords travel through a series of tubes.
~JLB Tosche
NEWS: Matt “Mazza” Smith suddenly pulls out of shooting series eight of Doctor Who, having contracted a bout of the Feels from using the toilet after a fangirl.
~JLB Tosche
