Aw, looks like there’s a new staker in the bushes.

Messaging Lana from a bar in Hong Kong.

Our conversations go like this for hours if we’re both tired….

dearetc:

Dear Lana, my love (and Bekah if she’s reading this over your shoulder),

I started today being coerced into a trip to the local Office Works compound. We traipsed up the endless sunny and vaguely gentrified streets of Slightly More North Coburg as I attempted to remember where exactly Office…

Want to read my harrowing account of life in the hard streets of Coburg (shitty suburb in Australia what I live in)? Check out this new blog project sweetheart Lana and her pal Bekah have set up. 

Anonymous asked: shes dating a nazi...

I know, I know. Kind of a cute Nazi though.
Actually, have you not seen Lana’s rant about the Jews and Astroturf? Tell me who the Nazi is now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAhllsRdUzU 

je1 asked: are you a nazi because you implied that you were one the other day

I’m not sure that me declining your invitation to join your Aryan Union splinter group -Aryan Bronies- really counts as a sign of me being a Nazi fanboy. Although, there was that one time in a Munich beer hall… wild story, remind me to tell it to you one day. 

I wouldn’t normally reblog something, but it has Louise Brooks. So I didn’t have much choice. 

For the shippers…

meche-de-fee asked: How's the 400+ mile house that you guys bought with the money you pay to the government to keep your classified secrets such as you and Lana living together and the reasons you flirt even though you're "already dating"? Also, my entire existence is based on trying to get the scoop on Julana because it's so top secret and secretive that I need to waste my time figuring it out.

It’s not so much of a house really, more just a simple series of underground passages that connect the Melbourne and Adelaide sectors of Lana’s secret complex. The funding for the project comes from *a* government yes, I’m friends with the former Nigerian regime so we’ve access too precious gems when we need to add another tunnel system. We actually went on a date to the south sector of the Underground complex the other night, Lana wanted to go see her reptile alien brethren be fed, which was nice but messy, ended up getting gizzard on her.

Tumblr talk.

Anonymous asked: shes turned off anon again why

Because her God commands it. Turns out the Bible actually forbids the anon function on Tumblr, of course that edict was excised from the King James Bible but she managed to find reference to it in some Latin scrolls she was skimming through. I’d suggest you just tweet her.

tosche-station:

Announcing a new podcast, from myself and Eric (of the Doctor Who MHC podcast): PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE. A podcast dissecting and discussing derided films. 
In this first episode Eric and I cover George Lucas’ masterpiece of cinema:
“Ewoks: Caravan of Courage”.  Enjoy, and DOWNLOAD.

(Source: toscheillustration)

Anonymous asked: are you and alanah still living together because her twitter location is adealide

Yes, she divides her time between here and there though. Every second week she’s here, the time in between she’s running a farm in rural Adelaide. It’s works out to be a pretty good set up, except she was bit by a sheep last week when she was shearing it. So it’s not perfect.